It appears that the littlest corner of the UK is actually the centre of the golf universe. There’s no other way to explain 3 of the past 6 major winners coming from this nation of just under 2 million people….so I’m moving there. And while I’m at it, I’ll enlist Andrew “Chubby” Chandler to manage my affairs. After all, he currently manages 5 of the past 6 major winners so must know what he’s doing. Could 2011 be the first Chubby Slam in history?
The only flaw in my master plan is I currently play off 22! No problem – once I’m happily domiciled at the home of golf, a member of Portrush GC, have Chubby manage me (and get a few lessons) I’ll be looking forward to my first winners cheque.